Happy2BClean
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Registered: 02/25/08
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Here is a few reasons why men should at least try a bidet:
1. It is just water, the same as in the shower, bath, hot tub, lake, etc...water hits that the area no matter what. It does not turn or make you gay. I honestly believe if you think it will turn you gay, you seriously might be confused in that area to begin with. 
2. You can't tell me that using baby wipes makes you feel like a man. 
3. Why do some sit forever to do the deed, but take two seconds to wipe?
4. It does not matter if you are married or not, we do not like to see skid marks. That means that you have been in those same underwear all day with $hit rubbing on you, not something someone wants to think hmm.... attractive! 
5. Women may not tell you that you smell, but their friends will know! News flash guys, girls talk a lot more about the negative in things then the positive. 
6. HELLO men, she is NOT gagging on your size! 
7. It is medically pr oven that orgasms help headaches, so why does she have so many headaches?
8. Some men won't get one because your wife doesn't want one, I think that's just funny it's self... who's the boss of the house?
9. If you are afraid that your wife will be mad at you for getting one, then personally I think she gets mad at you for every little thing.
10. I bet you think differently when you want to go hunting and need to buy a new gun, bow, arrows, etc...do you ask her permission?
11. Hunters are always concerned that odor will scare their prey...HELLO!
12. Tell your wife you want to better yourself for her!
13. Tell your wife that it is the latest Hollywood craze, Whoopie, Oprah, Will and Jada Smith all use them.
14. Remember sitting on top of the sprinkler and liking it?
15. Before you think you may get lucky, you don't clean yourself with dry towels and expect to be clean.
16. Some time you have to act fast and don't have time to shower, this is fast and simple and gets to the point!
17. Women do a lot to wow you, return the favor!
18. You say it's not normal, Hello, it's just water!
19. If you use a bidet it will cut down on all the work your wife will have when she does the wash, she won't be so tired.
20. If you think water spraying in that area is gay, then what is it when your hand is there with a wash cloth?
I don't know what else to tell you, but you can not give an opinion on a bidet until you try one!
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Frankster
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Registered: 02/24/08
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Very Good points Happy2BeClean,
I think there would be a lot more happier couple's in this crazy world we live in if they all used bidets!!!!
I will definitely show my S/O when I have one, That I use a Bidet!!!
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Happy2BClean
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I think people in general would be happier with cleaner rears! I think that is why a lot of people walk like they have a corn cob stuck up there, they have that not so clean feeling!
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mike
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Very funny, Very very funny, And all of it was true.
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