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Toilet Paper

DUNBAR — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 07:20:05 GMT

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america

Forum: Cleaner is Greener Revolution

happy NEW year

mike — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:23:02 GMT

What a perfect new years resolution. Get a new washing and drying toilet seat and start 2009 off happy and healthy.

Forum: Thoughts

Time to Buy

mike — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:25:14 GMT

      If you enjoyed this website and now your thinking about buying a bidet do us a favor and buy one from us.   Then do us another favor log on to the forum and ask some questions.   or make some comments.

      Take care
           Mike

Forum: Thoughts

Where is the passion???

Happy2BClean — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:22:55 GMT

Where are all the people that were on this forum? Am I the only one who is still passionate about believing in the bidet? Does everyone still use it? I don't understand how you can believe in something and stand strong on the topic, then nothing.....

Forum: Thoughts

Why men should use bidets

Happy2BClean — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:20:15 GMT

Here is a few reasons why men should at least try a bidet:

1. It is just water, the same as in the shower, bath, hot tub, lake, etc...water hits that the area no matter what. It does not turn or make you gay. I honestly believe if you think it will turn you gay, you seriously might be confused in that area to begin with.

2. You can't tell me that using baby wipes makes you feel like a man.

3. Why do some sit forever to do the deed, but take two seconds to wipe?

4. It does not matter if you are married or not, we do not like to see skid marks. That means that you have been in those same underwear all day with $hit rubbing on you, not something someone wants to think hmm.... attractive!

5. Women may not tell you that you smell, but their friends will know! News flash guys, girls talk a lot more about the negative in things then the positive.

6. HELLO men, she is NOT gagging on your size!

7. It is medically pr oven that orgasms help headaches, so why does she have so many headaches?

8. Some men won't get one because your wife doesn't want one, I think that's just funny it's self... who's the boss of the house?

9. If you are afraid that your wife will be mad at you for getting one, then personally I think she gets mad at you for every little thing.

10. I bet you think differently when you want to go hunting and need to buy a new gun, bow, arrows, etc...do you ask her permission?

11. Hunters are always concerned that odor will scare their prey...HELLO!

12. Tell your wife you want to better yourself for her!

13. Tell your wife that it is the latest Hollywood craze, Whoopie, Oprah, Will and Jada Smith all use them.

14. Remember sitting on top of the sprinkler and liking it?

15. Before you think you may get lucky, you don't clean yourself with dry towels and expect to be clean.

16. Some time you have to act fast and don't have time to shower, this is fast and simple and gets to the point!

17. Women do a lot to wow you, return the favor!

18. You say it's not normal, Hello, it's just water!

19. If you use a bidet it will cut down on all the work your wife will have when she does the wash, she won't be so tired.

20. If you think water spraying in that area is gay, then what is it when your hand is there with a wash cloth?

I don't know what else to tell you, but you can not give an opinion on a bidet until you try one!

Forum: Bidet Humor

friends across the street

mike — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:50:53 GMT

Of course at the 1st opportunity I installed BB50 bidet for my neighbors across the street. They love it, but thats beside the point. They have family in this weekend and his 3 year old nephew tried out the bidet with know supervision. they said it scared him at 1st but he also loves it now and threw a fit at the restaraunt when the toilet did not have one attached. Thats proof to me that there is something bad wrong with T.P. when kids are so attached to a bidets in such a short period.

Forum: First Reactions to a Bidet

new unit

mike — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:42:38 GMT

We have been testing a new unit. So far so good. Cleans great and is easy to install. I'll keep you posted

Forum: Product Reviews

6 month review

DUNBAR — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:11:42 GMT

http://www.ridgidforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18397

Forum: Health Topics

diaper washer

runner — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:24:34 GMT

I was over at an a friend of a friends house and they had a sprayer by there toilet. I asked if it was a type of bidet. They said they bought it to spray out cotton diapers.

Forum: Thoughts

Wiping Intervention- Hand or Bidet

JohnCrapper — Thur, 29 May 2008 19:18:30 GMT

This is an extremely important message that we have in our latest video. Millions of people are silently suffering, afraid to admit that they are having a problem wiping. Click on http://www.cleantailz.com and play the video on the first page.

Our message will help the millions of suffering Americans that dont realize that they have a choice. Mom, Dad, Wife, Son, Daughter or a stranger with gloves doesnt have to wipe the dignity and self worth from them any longer.

Please help us by forwarding this video link to everyone you send jokes and the chain letters emails to. This is truly a message worth forwarding, one that could change a persons life and make it better beyond all expectations.

Thank you for your help, in helping others.

Riding the wave,

Ken, Mike, Laurie, Joel, Lexie and Pup.

Please Cut and paste this above text to an email and send it out to everyone you know. It just doesn't have to be like this.

Forum: Video's

on your body

mike — Sun, 18 May 2008 13:11:47 GMT

   The fact that toilet paper hasn't changed while plumbing and medicine has is amazing.            Cities and states go to a lot of trouble to make sure human waste is removed properly for homes and buisness's and the technology is always improving to make sure we aren't affect adversely from sewage.
      Being a plumber I see these changes in code updates.    Even how to clean bed pans is regulated.         All to keep the population healthy.

      As far as medicine goes just watch T.V. and see the adds to help people with regularity,    or drugs that help if you are  to regular.     So the medical community has come up with and continues to come up with products to address  waste still in the body.

      If you go to the Doctor because your constipated he will give you some sort of medical treatment.

       Now what happens if you go to the doctor because you have trouble wiping?     What do they do then?

      Dealing with waste on the body has not been advanced in our county in over a hundred years.

     The medical community helps with ridding the body of waste when necessary.     Engineering helps get waste away from our body with plumbing.               Now it's time we start dealing with waste left on the body.          In time I'm sure we will find cleaning waste off our bodies properly will be just as important to our health as the other two.

Forum: Health Topics

Morons

mike — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:15:49 GMT

You can lead a moron to water but you can't make a moron use water even if his back is broken and his wife is wiping him. . WOW people amaze me

Forum: How to sell a toilet seat bidet.

Dignacare

JohnCrapper — Fri, 09 May 2008 04:30:23 GMT

If you are interested in our invention for people with limited mobility, Double click on my attached files for pictures of dignacare.

Forum: Limited Mobility

What the H---

mike — Thur, 08 May 2008 00:35:16 GMT

     We let a guy use one of our Digni-care units for the past couple months.

He never used the water instead he had his wife wipe him.     While I was removing the unit he said how humbling his back operation was because his wife had to clean his butt.           What the heck!!!!!!!!      I asked why he didn't try the bidet function.     He couldn't give an answer.     I'm still baffled.

       endure to preserver----- Old Indian from Little Big Man

Forum: Limited Mobility

Toilet paper fanatics

JohnCrapper — Thur, 01 May 2008 03:23:50 GMT

This is crazy people with out a clue.

Forum: Video's